Crooked Quills: Jack and the Beanstalk
This is a PSA to let everyone know that Jack is a liar and a thief! The only reason I sold him my magic beans was because he promised me a magic cow. The cow turned out to be normal 🤬 What am I supposed to do with a normal cow???! 😑
He sold me a normal cow, so I sold him out to the giant 😈 Fee-fi-fo-fum, chum! You scam me out of my magic beans, I squeal on your burglary schemes 🤷🏽♂️
